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Just don’t click on them. That easy.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

He would be shot very quickly, since rifles in 1860 could easily be accurate at ranges of several hundred yards.

I'm not sure what happened here, all I know is this is going to cost Germany a damned fortune.

It’s not quite clear why the crash occurred yet,

Like Europe?

Sponsored by Takata.

What’s the value of a Black Lotus with a 5000% markup?

That bomb was pretty weak stuff compared to today's weapons

Nothing digital on that plane.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

You’re no student of history. Ask the question “What’s the difference between the Army and the Marines?” a century ago, and folks would look at you like a right proper dullard.

The real answer has to do with money, or who spends what for what, when, and how. The Marines are Department of the Navy, so we don’t mind spending Navy dollars to move feed, cloth, move, equip them. Now if we had to move Army folks via ship and air force assets then it would get dicey as people would argue over…

Because the Army is more than happy to occupy the area the Marines have won. The Navy figures that the Marines are better suited to support Marines so we let them fly their own planes. Also we are sort of scared of the Marines, last time we said no they held us down and drew a bunch of dicks on our face. So we just…

Right, so god blowsup the plane and then he saves the souls, i don’t understand religion

The Governator IS an American citizen, however as he was not born in the US, he's ineligible to be President.

Idiocracy seems more like prophecy at this point.