You know what’s interesting is that looking back on my childhood, I can’t remember a single baseball or football game my team won or lost. Not one. I remember my friends, the fun of practice, the thrilling joy of a base hit or an open running lane, and most of all, the pizza parties at season’s end. Did we ever win a…

“The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company,…

I really don’t give a damn what you write about, man. I will read everything you post because you are the best damned writer on Kinja. This, and many others like it, is a perfect example:

To be fair, everyone should be trying to forget that Ghostbusters II even happened.

Yo dawg I heard you like playing DOOM, so we put a DOOM in your DOOM so you can play while you play

I think the hubbub over the safety of these things is completely overblown. It's a new type of aircraft with all new capabilities, and it is on-par with the safety records of legacy aircraft that have been in our inventory for decades. To pooh-pooh this craft to death is really shortsighted, and it discourages…

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

We're talking about Russia. Try to stay on topic dear

You're subverting the issue because you want to comment on something else. There is no 1 to 1 in politics. Most children learn this rule as life isn't fair, buck it up.

Impreshive

Man this guy really does do it all.

People don't give Michael Crichton enough credit for nifty cheeseball 80's sci-fi - not only did he do 'Looker', but he did 'RUNAWAY' - renegade robots, Tom Selleck, Gene Simmons, robotic poison exploding spiders, and a gun that shoots target-following missiles - you CANNOT beat it.

I remember this movie when I was a kid. Mainly for the boobs.