“But if we don’t run a Democrat who’s right of Lil’ Bush here in Coalhole Country, we’ll lose that seat!”

Mass transit is evil socialism but giving billions and billions to private sector leeches who will do nothing with it to actually help the problem is fine.

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

The problem is made even worse by the fact that the establishment Dems are barely even pretending to protect Omar because she is upsetting their donors as well. 

How to investigate lying republicans.

Meh, didn’t call bank shot. 

I mostly like Beto (haven’t made any primary decisions yet, and will vote for whoever ends up with the nomination, just to get that out of the way), but “The US-Israel relationship is one of the most important relationships that we have on the planet...”

Think of it as an autoimmune response: confronted with any uncomfortable truth, WWE reflexively drags it into the ring and into the show, where that truth becomes another storyline to twist as needed.

I would love to know the odds of a case being dropped when a police chief gives a press conference on the charges vs when the chief doesn’t. It has to be at least an order of magnitude higher.

Kinda strange that police never have to face Kidnapping or False Imprisonment charges when people are found Not Guilty, isn’t it?

Or as I call it, “serving.”

Leaked image of new DCCC campaign strategy in action

Oh man, Greg! He wasn’t my roommate but showed up periodically for our infrequent D&D nights. He collected a bunch of parking tickets and complained about them to us, and we said to just pay the tickets, it’ll be fine.

i didn’t realize it at first but i was absolutely perusing all of these to make sure i wasn’t in there.

that isn’t hot at all.  Ryan had been saying shitty puns for a whole week

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted. 

I once had a roommate who cooked his hot dogs by boiling *and* frying them. He would put them in a pot of water, then let ALL the water boil off, so the hot dogs would then fry in the now-dry pot.

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

I feel like people are upset at the wrong thing. They should be more upset that the game still hasn’t gotten a new healing job since 3.0.