Hope I can get out of the greys for this question:

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

• I believe the defending NBA champs should wear championship belts to every game.
  

This exemption should apply to EVERYTHING.
Tractors, cars, trucks, trains, boats.. sure.
Along with that, things like Tablets, TVs, radios, phones, EVERYTHING.

If I OWN it, I can modify it without risk of lawsuit from the manufacturer.
Have you ever LOOKED at what Samsung claims with their tablets and TVs? Its insane. I…

My condolences about your father. Hows the car?

Yea, and it’s drivin’ me nuts!

I do the same thing when I get my coffee at 7-11 (believe it or not, they’ve got pretty damn good coffee, and the price is right). Sugar and creamers first, then coffee.

Run only when chased. Ride a bike and swim instead.

AWD too. Throttle out, it may not improve the situation but it will end the suspense.

Oh my god dude; Seinfeld is rich from Seinfeld money, not this talk show- he’s doing this mostly for his own amusement. It is absolutely nothing like a talk show host who grinds out daily celebrity sausage. The guests on the Tonight Show are decided between the network, the studios, agents, yadda yadda. Not Seinfeld’s…

Considering the larger party alternatives, I will applaud anyone who votes for Stein

“Sacramento is a wonderful place to live”

FUCK YOU CAILLOU!!!

Fun semi-related story - when my mom was a kid, she found her mom’s birth control pills and thought they were candy. Didn’t want to just down them all at once, so she tried half of one. Didn’t taste good, so didn’t eat any more.

The herb is a given, but don’t you think dropping acid for dessert is a bit of a bold choice for a stew?

I will wear this with a goat, on a boat, in the rain, on a train, on the track, on my back. I will put it on at my locker while reciting lines from Meet the Fockers. I will drink my fifth beer, here, in the pub, but not the club. I am 39, too old for such a time. I love pink lemonade, the day I get paid, and trust…

I told my friends that if I were to buy a modern muscle car, I’d get the Challenger hands down, because both the Mustang and Camaro are becoming too good. In doing so, the Mustang and Camaro are really diluting the muscle car experience and turning them into slightly less luxurious M cars. What’s the point?

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Raven Wanted To Rent Buffy The Vampire Slayer, And We Didn’t Have It In Stock