It’s not the asteroids we have to worry about ... it’s what they wake up that’s dangerous.

It’s not how people in Southern-state small towns actually talk, but it’s how absurdist characters of people in Southern-state small towns talk. Including ones that Marc Cherry has written in the past. (See: Blanche Devereux)

“You can churn that damn butter ‘til the cows come home but don’t you dare think I’m ever gonna spread it on my biscuits.”

I assume they chose “Will you marry me?” for maximum horror.

I didn’t want Maria to act her humiliation, her rage. I wanted Maria to feel, not to act, the rage and humiliation.

It’s strange to me that this is news now. I mean I’m glad it’s being talked about. But she said this FOREVER. Now people believe it because they heard men verify it?

Craft thread!

How horrifying.

...staircase made of pallets...

If he’d done that, it would have dissolved into a fight. He’d point out her stats were bullshit, and she’d simply insist his stats were bullshit because her news is the only non-fake news, and at that point you either spend 45 minutes painstakingly trying to walk her through the critical thought process (only to have…

Maybe their “colorblindness” explains their tanorexia? They lack the ability to tell when they’re so baked that it’s beginning to look tacky?

Because they are trying to look as Aryan as possible and would chug bleach if it would get them there?

I think I do. I’ve definitely gotten him to change the way he views gay marriage. BLM is trickier, and it is a SLOOOOOOOOOOOOWW process. But so far, I’ve at least been able to get this dude to see things from a different perspective than his own.

I’m serious! The point of good discourse is to get people to see the world differently and to open their minds. That may sound corny, but that really is the point. Trevor Noah has a hell of a lot more patience than I do.

why are the white women who “don’t see color” always looking like they fell asleep in a tanning bed tho

Uh huh, not using racial slurs means you aren’t racist. What a gleaming tower of a standard you have there.

why do racist ass white women keep ruining their hair in the same way

When asked whether or not she’s racist or what, she responded “I’ve never used racial slurs to address people.

Oh, look, poor, little put-upon Aryan Barbie. The racists! Won’t anyone think of the racists?!