Easy, just ask for bowls of water and learn to lap it up like a dog.

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

Straws are a nuisance, yes, but don’t lecture a waiter while he’s doing his job. Decline the straw, move on, and enjoy your overpriced pasta (I’m assuming).

Thank you Jay’s assistant, that’s very good to hear.

I feel like sombreros and tequila aren’t cultural appropriation as much as cultural reduction

I feel like sombreros and tequila aren’t cultural appropriation as much as cultural reduction. And I feel like wearing a sombrero while making this speech was more about getting attention and going viral than about actually making a point. Like if you deliberately have to do something provocative and likely offensive…

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

I had such a lady crush.

You know I agree. Rihanna comes off as so genuine, it makes her friendships appear the same. Not like she’s just lugging around celeb friends just for the photo op. No over the top “OMG Look at us! We’re BFFFFFFs!”

lol No they were messing around singing Drake lyrics while he was performing his song Fancy. Rih was saying the line “Oh you fancy?” and Katy reacted.

i am in fact a messy bitch that lives for drama

dead eyes have nothing to do with beauty standards

she is gorgeous! she has dead eyes!

Sorry, but Maya Rudolph already owns this role.

Old Rose gets caught trying to throw the necklace overboard. She chats with Bill Whichever one he is, he holds the necklace, and then Old Rose throws it over her shoulder like a fucking asshole.

True story: Once, in 2009, walking home drunk via Brooklyn Bridge at like 3 AM, I came upon an unlocked trap door in the boardwalky thing underneath one of the towers in the middle of the span. Naturally, I opened it, and went down about 12 ladder rungs onto a mesh metal catwalk under the roadway. I got about 15 feet…

Those are white tiles. Obviously, they’re going to reflect the color of the water.

The platform logo card gets changed out daily. I don’t know why.