Laugh at me now, worship me later.

Not sure if this was part of the original script for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Moisturizer must also be effective my penis hasn’t aged in years

Roger can be strict when he hasn’t had his morning xanax.

Correction: "Roger sounds like an unemployed whiny, overstepping bitch"

And these are only the incidents that we hear about, because they happen to media-savvy people with access to publicity. Imagine how many times it happens that we never hear about.

Maybe the attendant would be less uncomfortable if the women had been really easily identifiable. On a government registry or something-and you knew they were registered because they wore like-I don’t know-a patch! Like a moon and star or that seems complicated! Just a star? And that way they’d know these are “good”…

Roger sounds like a whiny, overstepping bitch.

Have you seen her snl intro where she sings about hoping for her first grown-up scandal? It's gold.

I like her, too. I’m sorry to say that when she first arrived on the scene I wrote her off as an Ultimate Grand Supreme winner from Toddlers and Tiaras. But she’s super talented, and funny, and a feminist, and if your worst scandal is licking a donut and saying “I hate America”, you’re not doing too bad! Most days I…

It’s easy to hate on the Disney factory line pop star prototype, but bitch got pipes.

She’s so pretty and her voice is so pretty and she has so. much. hair. and she’s funny and irreverent.

Chrome keeps crashing on me, so this is it for now:

Here’s her nope at the first sip of the drink:

Murder house is Definitely the best and the only actually scary season.

I, for one, look forward to giving up on AHS half way through the season and binge watching the rest on Netflix at a later date whilst particularly hungover. Which is how the show is meant to be watched.

I’ve been saying “Gin always put me on my back, son!” all day.

Wow, those pop culture references were spot on.