He gets your attention by shock, and then lulls you into a false sense of security by soothing. Ulterior motives, he has.

Are we not going to talk about what happened to the set after she was done filming there?

Only one Tyler on twitter that claims to be a connoisseur of naps -

Ivy leaguers call each other "entitled" is such a hoot.

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

Fewer large companies are run by women than by men named John, a sure indicator that the glass ceiling remains firmly in place in corporate America.

Im having another exinstential crisis. I think I need to get out of LA again and move back to my shitty midwestern hometown for a month to get some medical care that I wouldnt otherwise have and get some TLC from some friends. But I dont know what to do after that. I dont know what to do with my life. I want to go…

I got my puppy this week! This is my first time having a dog so I'm still trying to figure out what's normal with puppies in terms of behavior and training and stuff like that, but I think she's doing fine. Now I'm that person that takes a million pictures and videos of their dog, so I'll share some with you guys…

Was TV more progressive and inclusive in the 90s than now, 20 years later? For instance, the idea of NBC airing a sitcom set at an HBCU on Thursday night at 730 central is unfathomable to me today.

That's not 'close' to an abusive relationship. It is an abusive relationship. Seems like a lot of people are mistaking you for their own exes that cheated on them. That happens a lot. Ignore them. Everyone goes through shit in their 20s. At least you own it. I see someone called you 'flippant.' Apparently you should…

Expanding the current options for safe surrender and addressing the underlying causes of abandonment aren't mutually exclusive. Anything is better than abandoning a baby in a dumpster or the side of the road, and it's unrealistic to hold out for everyone to start using safe haven sites. It would also be pretty easy to…

Do they know about this: http://www.theonion.com/articles/maybe…

You know those groups aren't mutually exclusive? Also, they're discussing interracial dating, so what she said makes sense in context.

It's in the 40s here, and I have a space heater set up next to me, a blanket on my lap, and a scarf around my neck - and I could still be warmer.

I've dealt with the same thing with my Saint Bernard. I finally gave up and switched to a raw diet.. since I can't pave over all the trees and plants of the world.

I don't get it at temperatures quite that high, but I do get it at about 45F, can't feel anything, pain. Around here that's considered downright warm, so my partner never can understand what I'm talking about.

I didn't realize it wasn't normal.

Madeline Kahn was a fucking goddess and she should always have been living in a palace worthy of her talent.

Babies huh? Well, tonight I will slowly approach the gf with lust in my eyes and softly sign: "D-d-d-danger, right behind you"

How many people just saw the word Ducktales and said "a-woo-oo!" out loud or in their heads?