Imagine how hard up you’d have to be to marry her?

Cannot relate. I’ve been married for 12 years and not once have I had the desire to change my name. A friend of mine is going through a divorce she absolutely doesn’t agree to and I can’t imagine how painful it’s going to be to change back her name.

This may sound decidedly unromantic but my last name is fairly ungainly. I have always thought that my decision would center around who had the most aesthetically pleasing surname. Does this make me a bad person?

I want to find the men who are so freaked out about women using women’s bathrooms and thrust my vaginal discharge in their faces. Like, is this the kind of proof you need? Or should I just come back when i’m menstruating? Do you want to see the white stuff that comes out when i’m ovulating? You want evidence of period…

Not every anti-gay person is secretly gay, fam.

jesus that’s sad.

I like spoilers. What’s the twist? I will see the movie regardless, in fact I will enjoy it more.

I heard he was attending due to a tip off that Hillary’s emails would also be there.

I don’t know, but I’m looking forward to see what they do with that Staten Island Hooters basement. It’s going to be great walking through there with a plate of wings.

I shared this last week, but I finally decided to go to law school, got a scholarship, committed to a school, and was pretty nerve-wracked about it. I haven’t told many people yet, just close family.

EXACTLY - in law school they tell us it’s unethical to memorize and go from memory. Laws change all the time. That’s why research is so key.

There are movies that improve with audience interaction (Fifty Shades, Magic Mike) and movies that do not. The talent is knowing which is which.

Oh yes it does!

your mom was a barbarian general cloaked in the language and political concepts of the past last night

Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha. That’s funny and weird, but also sweet that they have a good enough relationship he felt comfortable asking for advice. I personally think that Mr. Bong learned from porn because I know he didn’t sleep around before we started dating. Fine with me. Either that or he was just born with a…

Somehow I missed the Mr. Pussy episode........god, a dream man.

His eyes are still way too deep in his skull, and I say that as a person who is part of the deep-set-eyes club. There’s deep set, and there’s depths of hell. His are the latter.

He strikes me as being an adept and hardworking pussy eater.

He’d buy you drink and bring it to you. But he watches you intently to make sure you drink ALL it it. It makes you uncomfortable so you decline and say you're tired you're going to leave soon. He calls you a stuck up bitch and stomps off.

FUCK YES. I would have sex with Miguel on top of those little dick shaped weirdos.