Whoa, kinky stuff y'all big city types're into.  I'm a vanilla man myself, and like a good old fashion Midwesterner pleasuring itself in the tight confines of a hog pen.  That's how Mericans do it!

Which would you prefer be the fate of humankind, re: ye olde End Times?

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What genre of porn would that be, exactly?

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This makes me think of how much I didn't "get" Yankee Hotel Foxtrot when it first came out, when critics were salivating on it as a new musical masterpiece.  I played that album time and time again, trying to hear what these glowing reviews were on about, but I just couldn't.  I decided it was hugely overrated and…

I finally got into Radiohead with the release of OK Computer, but I didn't have instant appreciation for it.  If I'm not mistaken I sold my first copy of it because I just didn't get it— it was simply too mold-shattering and different for me, I think, and it wasn't until months later and sort of just hearing in the…

Just got a pang of nostalgia for the original comics, which my kid-brain remembers as viciously violent, bloodily drawn, and ¡with boobs! (April being sexy and spilling out of her jumper or whatever). Also: Leonardo going on some bizarre, depressed-turtle vision quest and hunting a stag with a bow for multiple weeks…

2007 is almost the new 1996.  A seminal musical year for me, 1996: the year I graduated high school.  I have a theory that the best music ever came out the year you graduated high school, go with me on this.  1996 = DJ Shadow!, Tool, Aphex Twin, Dr. Octagon!!, Orbital!!!, EBTG, Failure!!!!, RATM, Beck, etc.  I could…

I got mind control over Deebo.  He be like, "shut the fuck up!"  I be quiet.  But when he leave, I be talking again!

The older the berry…

We're going to have to disallow Whitesnake because it does not meet the (unspoken) two-word band name requirement

Because Black Flag was taken?

I'm starting a band right this instant, you and me are in it, it's called Blanco Montoya.  No, it's called White Balance.  Yeah.

Perhaps those possessing the same genius spirit that was behind the likes of AIDS Wolf and Anal Cunt.  Remember when every other band name had the word 'wolf'' in it?  Ahh, 2003

So on top of sucker-punching you he carried himself with an unearned air of superiority and terrible B.O.  Curse you, France.  And Maynard too, it would seem— bad luck all around.  Wine, Maynard, really?  Named after a pubic wig?  WTF Maynard

Yeah, the "I'm silently judging you all whilst simultaneously being above your earthly, subjective musical conceits" thing works best standing alone against the rear wall…

Just got a pang of nostalgia for the original comics, which my kid-brain remembers as violent, bloody, and ¡with boobs! (April being sexy and spilling out of her jumper or whatever.) Also Leonardo going on some bizarre, depressed vision quest and hunting a stag with a bow for weeks in the snowy woods.

If Ashton Kutcher signed up for Mars NASA would be all over it