This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

Harambe’s plan is falling into place perfectly.....

Being forced to wear burqas, even! (Bonus if you’re from Boston. “Bur-cahs”)

That’s... stupid. You’re a vet, so you def have my respect. Glad to see you back!!

Yay! We are not super familiar. But I’ve always enjoyed your posts.

DIESEL!

A real Moby Dick move.

Dear Mr. DeMuro.......

So.Much.Fun.

Those C-5 Galaxys have voracious appetites.

The only thing I remember from that movie is the GTO. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*NSFW*

I would do sex things for that car.

Ugh. R.I.P., Brian.

I also enjoy their pizza.

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*takes a good, long hard look at derelict Weber grill*

Who let Banksy have a plane!?

Yea I think she brought me my queso at Chilli’s the other day. Explains why I tested positive for hepatitis afterwards.

Nope. St. Nicholas did actually punch a heretic.