Kinja’d

Chris Evans congratulates you.

For a reward, here is Allison Ward, one of his daughters:

she is awfully pretty i must say. Mark has taste.

Vin > Diesel - you two were made to comment on each other’s posts.

IN THE FAAAAAAAAACE

Skeet skeet skeet.

Yeah, it would have been a Confederate battle flag, but they hate America almost as much as Jews. Hate is so confusing!

Plus, you get to meet the outstanding local Hungarian women.

I know what you mean, I watched Jupiter Ascending this weekend.

Matthew 6:4 - so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

But what if it is delicious Kobe beef?

Hello darkness my old friend...

CORINTH IS FAMOUS FOR ITS LEATHER!

Completely uncalled for yet masterfully crafted

Nah. Bishop should’ve taken the Gigahorse to show she meant business:

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

Username checks out!

True story