dat vas the loudest i’ve heard zem laugh, evah!

glorious

Ouch.

Got through 3000's first paragraph thinking, “He walked into that one,”

This is surreal. Can you imagine - sitting at the goddamn dinner table eating something delicious while your old man rants about “That fuckin’ guy Enzo” and lays the groundwork for one of the greatest supercar companies in history ?

A real man would’ve come at him with a lightsaber.

As a husband I sure wish they would do that.

Ausonia has some statistics from surveys to women about menstruation in every pad. Like statistics about what women find more conforting, how many women have avoided the beach because of the period, or how many change their habits during those days. I think that they are interesting.

It’s like the joke on popsicle sticks where the punchline has to be revealed.

I might buy the ones with the fortunes....hangs head in shame.

Dara O’Briain (Irish comedian) has a great bit on selling stuff to men using the example of the five bladed Gillette Fusion Power Stealth razor. I would not trust someone who came up with that name to not put a bluetooth in a tampon. They’d probably encase it in a three pound titanium box as well.

Damn, that really is brilliant.

Just print a fortune on the outside of each wrapper. to save money. But not an the applicator, that would be weird.

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

i don’t even get my period and i’d buy those

+ 1 would buy (and really, just for the chocolate, and the fortune, because I use a diva cup) (please note, I am not preaching about diva cup, just saying, chocolate with fortunes on it, that would really drive tampon sales.)

Fortune Tampon!!! Brilliant!