It’s the champion I need, tbh.

Eat a Snickers, Ballaban.

Apparently my FB friends are twisted.

Don’t you mean WHILE you’re fucking her ??

THAT. IS. EVERYTHING. Thank you.

#COTD

You forget that they are both around 100 pounds.

Does that thing have a hemi?

When I lived in Pacific Beach, I had a neighbor that had a Ferrari 456 GTA and a Pontiac Aztek with a missing hubcap. The Ferrari was always parallel parked on the street while the Aztek enjoyed the safety of the driveway. I would say that now it all makes sense, but I think Breaking Bad was still in production at the…

I’m sure Hannah Montana’s car is there too.

I did, long ago.

Please, we’ve all been to New Orleans before. We know what happened.

“I don’t need no stinkin’ surfboard.”

Yes. I am finishing a 911 autocross can and have been debating a vinyl or paint scheme. The pink pig is a frontrunner...

USA 3, Germany 0

Went searching for “Vespa Engine Swap”

Martini FTW.

Whenever I see cruise ships, I always think about Wall-E.

Right? Here’s an actual decent picture of the psychedelic 918(not my picture this time). There's just something right about a 918 in a retro theme.

An LS’d Vespa Ape would be epic!