We should use waterproof whale penis leather.

And yet they can’t figure out whether a ball was deflated or not. Idiots.

I thought about writing it like that.

They should call them Trump Boxes. Because they’re orange and only associated with disasters.

Why’s it gotta be black? #allboxesmatter

“I’ll have what he’s having.”

You need a van to put the X in sex.

Video game truthers...fml.

Video game truthers...fml.

His name is Armstrong, Lance Armstrong.

May you forever bathe in the burn ointment that you must surely dole out to everyone you meet.

This should turn into a new jalop game. Drunk driving or pokemon go?

You could always call it Baby Maker races.

I guess they should call it OOOOooooohhhhh shit point now.

So, the race would be like an orgasm? Lots of buildup before a long release. I bet Mark Webber would be a pro at this.

Pu dong hwa is the way to go, IMHO. I wish I could get it written in Korean. That is the best phonetic written language, that I can read. Reading phonetics with English characters just looks....weird.

Thanks :D You’re spelling is different than I’m used to.

I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!

Ni shi da ben dan.

I was wondering what happened to Joffrey. Thanks.

Run, Forrest! Run!