You forgot the bear that we all grew to love, after listening to the owner of the kayak speak for 30 seconds.

Fisker Karma, for reasons Torch covered, plus I don’t want to be associated with Bieber.

So he's saying she's like a moped?

Is this viral marketing for the big short?

A more natural awareness campaign pairing would have been ads warning about the dangers of chronic masturbation and carpal tunnel syndrome from gaming.

I find your lack of sober disturbing.

Except that new lights are so bright it doesn’t matter if your high beams are on or not. Damn HIDs, get off my streets!

He got the medieval part right.

You like little weiners? I guess there really is a type for everyone.

Why don’t we just keep our own names? It’s asinine that this is a law. Come on Japan, get your shit together.

It was supposed to be a parody, not a blueprint. America didn’t get the memo.

He forgot to say,”brought to you by Carl’s Jr.”

And a test mule with a pear tree.

He didn’t even trip? I thought that was step one to falling into a vagina.

Doesn’t that go kart look a little big for Travis?

If you really want to show them, go to the beach, show lots of skin and roast a pig. ‘MERICA!

Never forget.

What are the odds the first one stars Finnick? That’s the champion you want.

I didn’t know bridges started offering wifi. Diss missed. Asshole.