Wreckin’s racin!

God forbid someone drives a car and make smoke come from the tires.

This is why you don't drink alcohol with snakes in it.

That’s only about 400 calories. Or, approximately 2 mountain dews.

Future crash safety ratings will be measured in hurts-donuts.

This is just what I wanted to see after eating a huge lunch.

It’s His world, we’re just living in it.

Left Shark fall from grace was quick, now looking for it’s next fix, Left Shark now trawls the street looking for prey.

I guess you could say he...

You had me at Florida.

They call that Pastor’s corner.

Yeah, you better walk away.

If you watch this, urine for a good time.

Remind me again why we can’t get CFTs on our vipers?

He’s trying out for new jobs. (McMike made this, so all credit should go his way)

This is what happens when we get rid of Jolie. Good job, everyone.

Good riddance.

It’s a lifetime class. You are passing as long as you are still married.

Here, I found what you have been searching for, my son.

You never had me, you never had your gas line!