She’s trying to hide her identity with those glasses.

For those times you absolutely have to watch porn in public.

Faces of Meth.

The Priest Beast

Uncle That Touched Me would definitely be worse.

You forgot Grave Digger. It’s a truck, not a shovel.

A Go Kart would be a good start.

15 million? It’s not like they killed the kid.

Man, the first iteration of Top Gear was weird.

Yo dawg, I heard you liked Cougars.

Turn me into some powder and shoot me to the moon.

How hot is Jill Wagner?

He has the perfect name for a Pick Up Artist.

Does it also pressure wash driveways?

Finally, the perfect way to evac from the second floor bedroom when your lover’s husband comes home.

I hope that monogramming coffee mugs works out for you. Seriously though, I’ll be heading on over to catch up on my BCO fix.

He gets confused when he doesn’t get to go sideways.

Beer goggles and a driving simulator. It was loaded with cops so if you crossed the line or committed any traffic infractions they would chase you like GTA on 6 stars.