Fart.

Can’t tell if that’s a fleshlight or a cup holder...

You misspelled cotton candy...

Freshly washed car smell would work for me. Also, engine degreaser. I don’t know why I like that smell.

Bunnies are shitting everywhere?

A watch can easily be made into a detonating switch for a bomb though....

I foresee the question of the day. My vote:

[Gawker HQ]

I saw that. I will make liberal use of it.

Wake me up when there’s a taco emoji.

This must be how Matt Harvey feels everyday.

I can’t be the only person that read that as “fat man”.

I changed a tire once.

Step one: get gap insurance just in case.

Is Joe Flacco’s car elite?

This whole series should be renamed to:

Koenigsegg HNNNG

That’s like saying make it manual. It’s not new technology.

I have a new project I’m working on that is taking up a ton of my time. I work plenty of less.