Okay, I'm not going to defend my choice. I thought Flying Bugatti would work. My main point is that the first gen Ford Taurus was an awful choice. Literally anything would have been a better option. Someone else mentioned the Cien from The Island, that would have fit perfectly there.

I bet you thought that was clever.

I bet you're fun at parties.

In my mind, this says, "fuck the world". It's good to have goals.

It's a Bugatti and it works as transportation. You're missing the main point, a POS Ford Taurus made this list.

In the future, cars fly.

You included a Ford Taurus and not the flying Bugatti from Elysium? Did this post come with a plaid shirt and a beard?

I was hoping this was Martini liveried so I could make a "go home racecar, you're drunk" meme.

MK Ultra is using this game to take over the world right now.

I'm BATMAN!

I've had that beer. It was definitely on point.

His timing for a NY to LA run couldn't have been any worse.

Whoa, calm down their buddy. It could be much worse. You could live in West Virginia.

I wish I had shoes.

I used to love watching these shoes. Then I got involved with hardcore snark and they just didn't do it for me anymore. Friends don't let friends do snark.

There should be a how to deal with friends that get married advice. If I had known I wouldn't see you again after the wedding, I wouldn't have gone. Never turning down an invite to a Bachelor's party in Vegas ever again.

Do you have a Racing Simulator setup at home? If so, what's your favorite driving game?

Your post gave me narcolepsy.

The Bugatti from Elysium

Robert Downey Jr.