I want a BMW E46 or E39. I'm tall and I currently drive a Chevy Tahoe. Which one should I buy? Also, must be a manual.

You two should get a room. You're making everyone uncomfortable.

You should see what happens when you cover their steering wheel in feces. That's always a classic prank.

I thought it was more amusing than a (/sarcasm) tag.

Are you new to Jalopnik? You must be, I'm Diesel, I commonly come up with humorous quips and jokes. In this case, that an awful movie had the best racing scene. Welcome to the club, I hope you enjoy your time. And, as always, don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders.

You forgot one, the most realistic race scene ever produced.

How Cash for Clunkers secretly provided kickbacks to senators as part of a wink and nod agreement when banks and GM were bailed out.

It's not football either coach.

+1

Spoiler Alert: Brian dies at the end.

You and your reading. This is the internet.

Bullitt chase scene has to be on this list.

I wonder if they will have pink tacos....

Him: I hate your family.

Yeah Patrick, how dare you?!

Five months later....

Or a pig. Smh

Get your hashtags right. #teamdb and #whinynation

Welp, I'm officially jealous. That's cool you got to ride with Seb.

Afroduck is about to get afrofucked by the corkscrewed penis of justice.