You're right, she has a fivehead, at minimum.

You can't put the smoke back in the tire once it's been released. Just like harness smoke.

It's between slavery and oppression.

£ is monopoly money.

I'd be goth too if I had to carry that forehead through life.

Thanks, now I have the image of two dead dogs in my head.

Please tell me someone has made this a kinja'd gif already.

Silencers help make it difficult to ascertain where the gunfire is coming from. Muzzle suppressors perform the same thing visually at night.

Still not as bad as Subway stealing my advertisement idea for a male escort service.

"what you get when a tuned Supra and a funny car have a tequila-fueled weekend in Vegas and leave the birth control at home"

Okay, since they didn't do it for you, here's two more combinations

Here's a better map to give everyone an idea. Alaska and Russia are pretty close to each other. Some say, you can see Russia from your porch. All we know is they are called the Commies. And we shouldn't trust them.

I can't stop having discussions about basicness. Am I catching basic, or can I continue my bad bitch ways if I just distract myself?

Tactical Tacos

She wasn't. Nice edit by the author without acknowledging it here.

Yeah, that is a valid point. You never know with the judge, not to mention that there could be a political aspect. Tough on crime, judge and police commish working together to keep the streets safe.

This will come in handy when I go swimming and want to just walk up and open my trunk to get my dry clothes.

Yes. Also, that he embarrassed the police, not the prosecution. He's guilty as fuck, that's a given. I'm just stating that 6 months is just stupid long for an event that was 'harmless'. Not to say it wasn't reckless or dangerous, just that no one was hurt. I'm hoping that the judge lets him off with less than a…

All he's going to teach is to wait until after the Statute of Limitations has expired before admitting/offering proof of the act.

Yeah, it's political. Justice system my ass.