Hey, I grew up in Montana! Where men are men and sheep are scared.

I thought they were going to be Silent Eagles?

Has he won a major since then? Obviously he can only win when he's banging randoms. Sex addiction is such an awful disease. Someday, I will be cured of it.

Judging by the reaction, this guy has been enjoying amazing sex during his marriage.

Even if he drives a McLaren powered by Honda, he'll never be Senna.

You would think they would spend their time researching humor.

Whew, I thought this story was about me for a minute.

Great, now fashion is following the Korean standard. It was like living in a country full of ghosts.

I'm not fondling myself in public, I'm checking for testicular cancer.

Which car will always get you laid?

Yeah, nice semantics, asshole. First off, this argument was covered when the thread originated. Secondly, when you think of Russian SAM, do you think of a MANPAD? Because that was the context I was going with. Comparing planes shot down in Ukraine by Russian SAMs vs MANPADs in Iraq.

/obligatory

Alternate soundtrack:

It's a girl who wears pants with Juicy on the ass.

How appropriate.

Did you read the article? Having a 12 foot buffer causes drivers to go faster, meaning there is even less time available for them to react. If you put someone in a smaller lane, they will have to slow down and focus on the road.

Don't forget to crack an egg in it. Also, up your ramen game and eat Shin ramen. It's spicy and delicious.

I love lamb.

Did Pornhub get shut down overnight? Nope, just sick bastards doing sick bastard things.

Eating ramen noodles always sounds like a sloppy BJ. NSFW maybe? I don't know, maybe you're Amish so an advertisement on the internet(gasp, so scandalous) would be considered NSFW. So, don't click this. [looking at you, Amish person]