Hey, dumbass -- I’m a 60-year-old white male native Texan who’s lived among lowlifes like you forever. I grew up working class and did my time in the military in the late 70s and I understand that Goopers and their ilk do nothing for working people or people who don’t look like me. I got lucky that I was able to go to…

Speaking as a 60-year-old native Texan white dude, you couldn’t be more wrong about everything you wrote. Racial relations went south because of the idiots who look like me who couldn’t stand have a black man in the White House. I know -- they told me so for eight years. Those republican fuckers are racist as hell.

We live in democracy— not a dictatorship. We have three branches of government to keep power-hungry folks from becoming lawless strongmen.

How original. Your brilliance overwhelms me. It must be difficult for others to live around all your intelligence.

Dammit. I had a joke loaded and ready to go. However, I must bow to your greater one.

He’s already shown that he’s incapable of doing his job.

I don’t have that many friends.

Ten years after he dies, Costas will still be a better broadcaster than Tirico.

Preach it!!

Counterpoint: Costas — great. Tirico — useless.

Well, you’re certainly in the Top Five inane commenters I’ve read on Deadspin.

He’s succeeded more today than you have in your entire life.

Damn autocorrect — Abar Rouse.

I’ll be sure to let Akbar Rouse know.

And salt the earth where the buildings once stood.

Yes.

If you are a republican in 2017, you are supporting immigrant-hating, white-power spewing, jesus freaks.

I’d give you all the stars if I could. Shut it down for the day -- you’ve earned it.

This Texan who grew up in the 60's and 70's within the evangelical movement is not surprised at all that “a good Baptist school” is the setting for this kind of shit. The sooner that you understand that, to them, women are men’s possessions, the sooner you will understand that the only thing to do is bulldoze the…

It’d be better if you did.