I am a 60-year-old white male heterosexual native Texan. How in the hell can you be a Republican voter? Seriously. If I can see these sumbitches for who they are, anyone can.

Wow.

Uh oh — it looks like Jimmy Irsay has gotten hold of some more medication ...

Good lord, get a hobby already. There’s zero evidence of anything wrong done by Brady. I’m not even a Brady fan, but the cluelessness and vindictiveness of his enemies are making me like him.

You can maintain it all you want. You’d still be wrong. Playing eight straight years of playoff basketball would wear anyone down — even Jordan. Besides, the excuse you folks keep whining about why the Bulls didn't beat Orlando is lame. If Jordan was good enough to win eight straight, he should have been good enough…

He will never win anything of consequence.

But originally sung better by B W Stevenson in the 1970s.

I’ve lived in Texas for damn near sixty years.

Can I hope it’s nowhere?

The PSU Truthers will never die, will they?

I used to love cilantro. Then about ten years ago, I had a toxin attack my liver (we still don't know what caused The Unfortunate Liver Situation) that damn near killed me and caused everything except chocolate and oranges to taste different. After I got well four months later, everything returned to normal except for…

It was in Texas.

"... the NCAA itself is a vast mechanized scam whose perpetrators and enforcers rightly belong in jail."

Fucking Arizona.

Tremendous.

I noticed that almost none of the Alabammy players stayed on the field and shook hands with the OSU players Why hasn't everyone gone apeshit on them?

Kinda difficult to do, Hoss — since I ain't ever been there. Folks like you are why people assume that since I'm a white Texan in my 50s, I must be a bigoted asshole.

I'm a 55-year-old straight white male native West Texan who' lived my entire life in the state. Given the demographic range of Deadspin's readers, I sincerely doubt you're older than I am. How about you getting the fuck outta my state and make some room for annoyedbytexas and his family, OK?

I'm a 55-year-old native white male West Texan who's lived in the state my entire life. I'm sick of turds like you making people think I'm an asshole. I sincerely doubt you're older than me, so how about you get the fuck out of my state, and make more room for people like "annoyedbytexas", OK?