okay, okay, BUT

At my freshman theatre banquet, I was dancing so hard (no alcohol, 15 yo) my red pump (that was my deceased grandmothers) flew off, hit the ceiling, then a cute Juniors face D:

OMG you’re so right! I also wanted to do “I’m Just a Girl” by No Doubt because I felt like I would “show” everyone in middle school that I actually was very cool and would take no shit.

I want to post Trudy from Reno 911 chanting, USA! USA! USA! Buuuuuut I can’t find it

I ALWAYS wanted to do that lip sync

UGH, ME

YASSS

missed opportunity

omg the proportions on that outfit are insane

I don’t know but I want all those layers

I still haven’t done it, I feel like I need to be “in the mood”

Did someone seriously put me back in the greys for asking for some opinions about some videos claiming Cosby was innocent? You never even read through my thoughts, obviously. I made the distinction of believing he is guilty, yet wondering if anyone had evidence to refute what was in the videos. If you’re going to put…

wow, I guess questions aren’t allowed at Jezebel, I’m back in the greys

Huh, I had one for 5 years and it never got moldy

can you swim in this because if so, need.

they really wanted you to think she’d been yachting in her sunnies for a good while

Could they have picked a better interviewer for that clip? Like somebody that gave a shit about fashion?

I know I’m a terrible person, but all I want is a friend who’s a jewel thief who will give me nice jewelry