and here’s the flask

Here are the panties

the room better look like this:

hey look I made a GF yule log

My parents bought me the barbie corvette for my birthday when I was 4 or so, I was/am a very anxious person so I was largely too scared to drive it ;(

same!

psh, yeah, living closer to my in-laws would do that. My mother is very un-mother/grandmother like, and anti-doing more than she has to. I kind of get it, I suffer from depression and fatigue like she does, but it still hurts my feelings sometimes. She wouldn’t even take my (very easy) dogs for a weekend.

My grandmother still wears this along with the dusting powder, it’s surprisingly very sweet smelling. One time her sister sent her some in the mail and the post office held it thinking it was a dangerous chemical.

When I was little, I really thought it was. I kept telling my parents they should get one. They probably should have.

excuse me while I whine about Trophy Wife being gone forever

what a bizarre choice for Hillz & Co to make

hahaha, why WOULDN’T you smell like cake is the better question

Chantilly Lace is still my shit

this is what you gave your dad for xmas when you bought the fragrance/cosmetics for yourself

Eckerd was my first love

this fucking graphic designer is killing me

soon... soon

dang.

I was pretty much able to get my hands on everything, so I took the white out to the piano and the black desk. oop