does anyone remember a brand called, “Just Like Mom’s” or similar? I had a perfume from that line, and it didn’t smell good, but it did smell like mom’s!

yeah I‘ve made that one, it’s a crowd pleaser!

legit Italian or french buttercream will change your life

you can’t quantify love

this brown butter frosting you speak of is intriguing me

you’ll have legs for days!

we are. who. we are.

I knew of Holly and I have always loved that song, but never knew it was about her.

“killlll meeee”

the card:

lol wtf

looks A LOT like Caitlyn here

want to pet

at first I was like, “GROSS!” But then I kinda wanted it.

the kids won’t drink their milk! My babysitter would try and make me drink a HUGE glass of milk with dinner, it was horrible.

Hmm, I have this problem but it’s not because of who my husband looks at. I’m 100000000% sure I stare at women and think about their bodies more than he does. I always wonder how my life would be different if I wasn’t so envious.

I posted this before, but when I was in Jr. High, my mother said that she knew the reason I wore so much makeup was because I wanted to change my face, but I can’t change my face.

they look like dolls when they pose on that circle