This is amazing...

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

Your comment made my day. I’m the one that recorded this and sent it to Jez. I followed him around for three days, went to eight town halls, and I feel like I need a week to get the slime off of my soul. He’s convinced there we’re part of some conspiracy in his district that shouldn’t be taken seriously, so I love…

Who would go there to buy Ivanka’s crap?

Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

I work with someone universally despised in our office. She is incompetent and abrasive. All of the negative feedback she receives is classified, in her mind, as part of some large conspiracy against her. She honestly doesn’t know what she has done to deserve reprimands and the ire of her colleagues. How do I know…

I really do think that in his heart of hearts, Trump thinks that the people love him, that’s he’s popular, and that the polls are wrong because of things like this. He really only surrounds himself with yes-men. He only focuses on the good press. I think he genuinely believes that America loves him. It’s got to be…

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

Today the US lodged a letter with the UN announcing its formal withdrawal from the Paris accord. The US has also said it will still be attending future climate negotiations - presumably to try and sabotage them.

Oh it definitely is. She reads a letter from a child praising Trump at every press conference now. How I wish I was making that up. We are in the worst timeline.

I thought this was a joke mocking the Pickle fiasco last week. I cannot believe this is real life right now.