This would be a perfect gift to M Ballaban. Mikey likes it!

Being an asshole is like smoking cigarettes, you can’t smell your own reek but every non-smoker/non-asshole can smell it from a mile away. 

Vibrant-lime-green, so hot right now. Vibrant-lime-green.

Expert #1,2 and 3 are all good choices, sorry David, no love for the half ass Jeeps here.

WTF is that? The inside looks plush as hell and the outside is all mad max. Soccer mom, meet your new traffic tank. Your private school ten year old is going to LOVE IT.

Good choice on not listening. Its all teleprompter work with enough double speak to choke a nation. All fluffy clouds and no details. Sad!

A star for you(!), because Melissa McCarthy’s Spicer is the best thing to have come out of this entire turd fiasco.

If it was a factual history of abortion (from when it was illegal to now), this exhibit would lend strong ethical support for the prochoice movement.

Too much truth for Texas young lady.

Tom’s pick of the ‘05 Suburban is sound. It’s not the most Jalopnik ‘status-machine’ of the bunch but will get the job done with room to spare. And when it needs repairs your local shop will know it inside and out and the parts will be the right price. Put some great tires on it and climb deep into the backcountry…

Yikes! Finger nails say a lot about a persons inner self, and hers speak of pale horses and death. And hell follows with her.

“Jeff Sessions is a fox in a hen house, and Donald Trump is compromised because he was actively supporting the effort,” Perez continued. “We’ve got a major fox in a hen house problem. I mean, there are foxes all over the place.”

Die hard GM guy here, this Sierra HD is a classic bro-dozer. Lifted, bling-ed, fully optioned, murdered out (triple black), aftermarket wheels... The target market is less farmer than it is hard working rig pig (huge profit margins in these). The farmer knows a bro-dozer when he sees one, and the young oil field…

If your actual towing/hauling needs exceed that of the half ton specs (which are pretty bomber these days) you get a heavier truck.

Our new PM is young and trying hard to be a great leader. He’s also in the deep end of the pool and learning quickly that theres no free lunch. He has Canada’s interests at heart, his halo period is coming to an end and he’ll have to make some unpopular decisions.

Old Mercedes. Godfather style, old school class. An elegant ride in todays world of disposable, low drag coefficient design.

Christ, what an asshole.

So you get to review it, awesome! Great car.

Clearly Freddy is trying to kill you, best keep an eye on him!

I went over to FoxNews.com for the first time in my life today, trying to figure out how the ‘conservative’ news reports all this deplorable crap... Its a shit show of logical fallacies, haha lightheartedness, and spin. <This is not going to end well for all involved>