One for every state. At least one. Maybe more.

History in my small town school system in the 80s was very... streamlined. I think Crispus Attucks got a mention, the Civil War was bad and the Underground Railroad was good and then Martin Luther King Jr and Rosa Parks formed Voltron and defeated racism. Oh and George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.

“Warning: Easy Off Oven Cleaner should NOT be mixed with Kahlua for a tasty cocktail, not fed to babies In lieu of pureed peas, not used a currency to purchase a monthly transit pass (continued on other box)...”

Or Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Or an American attorney.

This smells like a case of not reading labels

“Nowhere in the rules does it specifically say that a dog can’t play basketball.”

Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage.

Well sure, as long as we’re removing all context from everything, then I’m PISSED, royally pissed, that Brock Turner had his entire career ended over a ‘couple of thrusts.’ And I’m really mad that Bill Cosby went to jail over ‘a couple of pills.’

Me in a few months:

I’m glad you were wrong. I’m glad your children give you joy. I’m glad you are around, because your work makes my life better. 

People are saying you’re bad at your job so you’re gonna stick it to ‘em by...being bad at your job?

Details on the “Closeau” profile matched Kobel’s real life background, including the dates his parents died and that he joined the NYPD in June 1992.

Not only should he forfeit his pension but what about all of the instances/reports of discrimination that must have crossed his desk over the years? How much went unaddressed or never saw the light of day because of this guy? The NYPD makes an excellent case for why it needs to be defunded.

Ok, for real, this dude’s story is so similar to that of my maternal grandfather’s people that it’s eerie! They had an Irish slave surname and were renowned Vaudevillians per what little is known about them in my mother’s family. What is known is that my grandfather was a charming-ass slickster storyteller (very much…

What about the people who put him in this position? You want me to believe there was no indication that he was a horrible racist irl before he was given the job, he only posted that stuff online?

I do not for the life of me under stand why “fear for my life” alone was every justification for using lethal force. That is what they get paid for. Being in dangerous or harry situations is part of the job; that is why they were hired instead of just hiring a candy striper.

“It’s like David v. Goliath, only if David was a bum and Goliath was also a bum. Alright, it’s BumFights, you got me”

“This is a crazy match up. It’s like David and Goliath.”

“This is a work-related bonding retreat for employees and their spouses,”