It’s like they don’t even understand how technology works...well, they understand just enough to be dangerously stupid.

He doesn’t even know it’s “en garde”? Or that the challenged chooses weapons? Children really are uncivilized little beasts.

Except it is Hollywood where, sadly, protecting pedophiles is almost the norm and it wouldn’t be at all unusual if the producers or network stepped in to tell her to keep it to herself. (Link on the prevalence of pedophilia in HW.)

People are very, very, very stupid.

Yeah, gotta agree, “I’ll show you for having pedophilic desires and supporting the abuse of children, I’ll... key your car” doesn’t sound quite right, in terms of response. That’s like, “thanks for emptying all of my bank accounts, jerk... I burned your toast”.

Someone tipped off the cops in this case.

It could be the girlfriend who accused him of sexual assault and with whom he settled out of court (after suing his insurance company to handle it).

Ah, to be an 18 year old idealistic millionaire... Weren't we all Kylie Jenner at one point?

According to Page Six, Salling is already out on bail.

My one year old nephew will hand you a foam sword, say a babyish version of “on guard” then start hitting you with his foam sword.

I know you don’t mean it this way, but TMZ makes me feel like I’m supposed to be more disgusted that they’re under 10, as if an 11 year old would have been less heinous. No.

To be fair, that cat was a real sicko, and everyone knows that a cat will do anything up to and including ruining your life if you forget to give him wet food one day. A cat will literally plant evidence and make you go to jail forever to prove the point that the cat deserves wet food every night.

Yes, that does happen. But ugh—“girls under 10 engaging in sexual activities”—I’m sorry, I’m just never going to be jaded enough to get my mind around the fact that this happens, that children are suffering, that there’s a huge market for it, and that the guy next door could be the sort who gets off on it.

Hey, not to defend Florida Man but I once had a cat change the names of several of my songs on iTunes.

Tonight my kids learned that the foam swords we bought them for Xmas make more effective weapons if you hit with the plastic handles. While breaking it up I got whacked in the face, which left a big red mark. Kylie, you should enjoy irresponsible drinking and hookups at 18 as god intended.

Someone in my state (FLORIDA!!!) tried to claim his cat had downloaded thousands of images of child porn.

Reportedly, Charlene tried to leave multiple times. Maybe three or four, I can’t remember.

Well, she had her passport seized by the prince’s people after Charlene was, um, detained en route to Nice, where, reportedly, she was going to catch a flight back to South Africa. So, you know, she was probably not into the whole marrying thing.

These two giving off weird vibes? And after they looked so joyously in love at their wedding!