your friends are a lot more interesting than mine.

She had lost about 35 or 40 pounds during the course of events. But the paper said “looking gaunt after a stress related loss of close to 100 pounds”. She might have actually had a libel case for that.

Uhm, the tense is correct. The spelling is creative, but the tense is fine. The continuous present has been used to signal proximate future events for a long time. What's your real problem?

It’s been a little over a year and I don’t think she has.

This hairline staggers me every single time I see it again.

I can’t stand her but, considering she is as dumb as a box of rocks, I totally believe she didn’t know what was going on until it was way too late. She probably did what a gazillion married women do. She signed where he told her to sign and believed whatever cockamamie story he was telling her because, hey, husband.

^ the definition of friendship.

Right? I feel bad for finding this at all satisfying when you think about how much it must suck for their kids. They didn’t ask to have shitty parents!

I have a friend (really) who did 90 days in a Federal camp last year. She told her boyfriend that she was coming out on a Wednesday. She had me pick her up on Tuesday, take her to get her hair colored, eyebrows waxed, a facial and Botox. We stayed in a hotel near the camp that night. The next day she changed back into…

No snark, glad she’s going back home to her kids. I’ve watched her from the beginning and she’s a lot of things but she really loves her kids. Hopefully she now knows better. Wish her all the best.

$10,679

I hope she comes home covered in prison tattoos like Max Cady in “Cape Fear”. Doubting she learned to read the way he did tho.

This is her serious bun

This would be hilarious if they didn’t have kids. Aw fukkit, it’s still hilarious. But I feel bad for the kids. But it’s still hilarious. But not totally. But mostly.

i think i’m gonna try it on my bf, but being male as well my mileage may vary

I can’t believe you’d want to publicly announce being pregnant this early. Do people not know you have a 1 in 4 chance of miscarrying or something?

I had this super awkward conversation with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while and she was all “how have you been?” and I was like “urghh I had the worst week, I was late and I got freaked out I was pregnant, and then I’d have to tell my bf we’re having an abortion. But, I took the test and I’m fine, but man that would…

Waiting for courageous celebrities to post one of these with tags like #clearblueconfirmed #abortiontomorrow #cantwaittogetitoverwith #personalresponsibility #abortion #abortion #abortionsforall

In audrina’s defense, she atleast had the decency to put #ad on the photo. If you’re going to be paid a buttload to rep some shitty tea-tox or teeth whitener, I think celebs have a duty to inform young fans that they are being sponsored.

Classic Spencer.