Relax lady, it's obvious you've never actually played basketball. 

These Deadspin goobers are such suckers for someone tripping on defense. I’m pretty sure none of them have ever played basketball.

Llolololol ok.

Hahaha. This moron incorrectly tried to lecture about grammar while also misspelling “your”.

Das RAYCESSS!

Lol, no. The customer isn't paying for the power company to upgrade their infrastructure. 

Lol, no. The customer isn't paying for the power company to upgrade their infrastructure. 

“Or if you don’t want a microphone in your house, don’t buy them, it’s okay. I promise, you don’t have to let us know in the comments!”

“Or if you don’t want a microphone in your house, don’t buy them, it’s okay. I promise, you don’t have to let us…

So salty.

Lolololol ok.

KaKawww!

Has any deadspin blogger ever played basketball? 

Relax lady. Your race-baiting is part of the problem with the country today.

Lol. This guy sounds like a perv who’s mad at someone using “footsie” incorrectly.

Boom, roasted.

Probably should have run it.

Urban Meyer is a turd, but he’s your turd. He’s the only reason your school has been relevant since the old ball coach left. You can’t pretend you’re better than Urban Meyer.

Jesus.

Jesus.

“...even with the controversy that sprung up in the wake of its bizarre handling of the Apu controversy, which was something of a nightmare in itself.”

You tried.

Biilly is a bad soccer blogger.