“...some little Canadian dickhead pretending to buy 6,500 pairs of Nikes...”

Lol. You don't even understand how lowering the standard for someone because of their race is racist.

welcome to  deadspin! It only gets worse.

DAS RAYCESSS!

This is bad and you should feel bad for blogging it.

Kinda gross of the blogger to present zero evidence of the crime she accuses him of.

Lulz.

Thats so interesting zzzzz

Please stop reviewing movies. It's not your thing. 

I’m embarrassed for these people.

Fuck you, creep.

Lolwut?

Did you really suggest that Giannis should be playing center? Oh Lordt.

Lolol. REALLY MAKES YOU THINK! 

Scintillating.

“but there’s a good chance that hindsight will not be kind to the decisions that the Celtics have and haven’t made so far this summer.”

“colonizer" bruh

(I feel like even you can do the math, there)

“...sending both of them to the ground.”

Delete.