Cuts down on the wind, I imagine.

Meanwhile, the Cobb County Barves are 32-60.

I’m just glad someone at Deadspin figured out what a bicycle kick is.

Cool story!

Baby go smash!

No. Just no.

TWENTY NIGHTS! ? !

Never had a stalker obsessed with me before. This is fun! Do you think about my dreamy eyes when you sleep?

I guess we’re ignoring the fact that she said “growing area”, not “groin area".

I get the feeling that Sargent knows quite a bit about masturbation.

Isn’t he talking about off-the-clock work done on the side?

Cool video. I forgot about that 21 -20-10-8 game to close out the Nets.

I’m flattered, thanks!

Stop posting this shit on Deadspin.

I thought he was being kind.

He’s spunky.

Nah.

Nah, I’m good. This comment is sad enough.

Sad.