People who actually play soccer/futbol/football don’t call them PKs.

“A game happened. It was bad. We don’t know the score. Here’s a video”

You must not know any rich people.

“Omg, a guy rented a house out to partyers and the police were called.

Son: Maybe he’s just sleeping, Dad. Can you make sure he’s dead?

“...LeBron James, quite possibly the best passer ... in NBA history.”

Relax, dude. If you were more athletic, maybe you could catch some foul balls too.

Lol, no. Go back to your farm in the country.

Who is maraschino?

Is she elite?

Scorching hawt take from Burk.

There’s nothing else to report on, apparently.

DAS RAYCESSS

Thanks for the male couples ice dance video.

DAS RAYCESSS!

This sounds terrible.

Not classy.

Haha, ouch. That pretty much sums it up.

I suppose we should trust you instead, random Internet commenter?

This is a hot take from that guy.