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6/10/16

Welcome to Deadspin and their terrible soccer bloggers who get paid $50 an article + whatever bonus they get for page clicks and comments.

6/10/16

Is that what your mom says?

6/9/16

Not a movie star, he was in NKOTB.

6/9/16

Relax, lady. Did MLS run over your dog?

6/9/16

Counterpoint - no one cares what you think.

6/9/16

Relax, lady. You aren’t playing for either team.

6/9/16

Billie Hasley’s rage boner for MLS continues.

6/9/16

Larry Bird and Dirk wanted me to tell you to fuck off.

6/9/16

Welcome to Deadspin.

6/9/16

NHL?

6/9/16

Don’t be that guy, Petchesky.

6/9/16

Forget heat check, try spell check.

6/9/16

Yeah, he’s terrible. The amazing thing is that he was maybe the 3rd most important Cavs player in last year’s Finals.

6/9/16

Gandalf? No.

6/9/16

Omg! That’s amazing.

6/8/16

Hack City.

6/8/16

So... don’t draft him for 2016.

6/8/16

Also, you’re a bad person because you watch The Bachelorette.

6/8/16

Terrible people still like to watch, so it will stick around, apparently.

6/8/16

Huh. I didn’t know this show was still on the air.