"Later that day, I got to thinking about breakups, divorces, and being friends with your ex. I couldn't help but wonder, can people who split up really just split the difference?"

Plus, Wild Wild West at least tried some interesting things, and it wasn't actively hateful and ugly, like Bad Boys 2.

The tattoo/soundtrack choice/chant was waaaaaaaay too on the nose for my taste. And yes, Piper not seeing that meeting coming a mile away seemed a little unlikely, even for her.

Barney singing Tupac was, like, the fourth video I ever watched on YouTube.

“Everyone, particularly millennials, can relate to having experienced odd, comedic situations while utilizing a peer-to-peer ridesharing service.”

"Yay, Looking movie!" said me and five other people.

"A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court…

Similarly, after seeing videos of people getting tased that don't feature the phrase "don't tase me, bro!" and reading about the physical effects of it, I'm really not here to laugh at any scene that thinks people getting tased is hilarious.

I'm not quite there yet (although I did watch Let's Be Cops on cable and thought "this is kind of gross" the entire time), but it does seem odd that there's been several dirty cop comedies in the last couple years, given what's been going on in the world.

I reaaaaaaaaaaally wanted BenDeLa, but I can't complain about that lineup otherwise.

Knowing about drag queen history is somewhat important to be a well-rounded gay person (you should at least watch Paris is Burning, which is a key gay film and only about 80 minutes long and on Netflix and AWESOME).

"Boy, I sure was disappointed that I didn't have to take a break from this critically and commercially successful show, playing a character that had nowhere to go but up after the widely-maligned movie based on him, in order to play one of the most iconic roles in movie history, that's sure to get torn to shreds by…

Rather than discuss another clickbait Trump article, can we talk about how Starwipe is shutting down today? It wasn't consistent, but there were at least a few articles a week that were hilarious, and a few that were pretty cutting. Your work was appreciated, staff!

Network gets criticized, probably fairly, for being overblown and obvious. But when I saw it in high school, during the 2004 election, it completely blew me away.

Yes! I completely click with his brand of weirdness. Someone whose idea of a commercially appealing mainstream movie is The Box is someone I'm going to follow to the ends of the earth.

Slaughterhouse Five was on the summer reading list my sophomore year in high school, which happened to be the year the war in Iraq started and my political sensibilities kicked into overdrive. Needless to say, I have So It Goes tattooed on my foot now.

Happiness is on my list of "great movies that I really, really, REALLY have to know, and be good friends with, a person before I recommend it to them."

While I don't think she's entirely blameless in its descent into shit, Weeds was also renewed season-to-season, whereas OITNB has a definite order through season 7. Shows that can plan a couple seasons ahead tend to fare better plot and character-wise than shows where no one's sure if the season they're working on is…

I enjoy Timberlake and this song, but it definitely has a "this is playing over the end credits of a movie" feeling.

We need Helen Mirren to have a Liam Neeson career phase like yesterday. And no, Red and Red 2 don't count, although she was the best part of both movies by a substantial margin.