Smash Mouth has 8 upcoming concert dates and that makes me really sad for some reason.

I also saw it in theaters. I was vaguely curious in a "it can't be that bad, can it?" way, but I figured I'd wait for Redbox, until a friend insisted we go see it because "it looks funny!"

*fifteen people post the Finger Prince joke because OMG DID YOU KNOW KID'S SHOWS ARE DIRTY*

Man, he just cancelled his tour date with Willie Nelson here in KC on the 31st and hoped to be back out on the road by May. So fast.

Young Adult was pretty great. Men, Women and Children and Ricki and the Flash were not.

There was a great/horrible post on the Kansas City Reddit a while back where a woman got a message from a guy asking how she was, saying she looked pretty, etc., and it came out in the course of the conversation that the guy had read her phone number off a packing slip while he was standing in line behind her at the…

My sister worked at Applebee's for a couple years in college, and she and her fellow female coworkers kept a tally of how often they got phone numbers/lewd messages on their receipts. Over the course of a single year, individually, it was in the high double digits for some of them.

A24 is hiring interns for summer/fall right now, and one of the questions on the application is about coming up with an idea for a marketing campaign for this movie, as if the best idea isn't already staring them dead in the face.

I took two anthropology courses as an undergrad to fill up some electives, and both of the professors began the class the same way. Both were lecture hall courses, and there was a noticeable drop in people over the first week.

Great, now Michael Stipe got on the septum piercing trend.

*description of news followed by absurd simile, shout at graphic*

Randy: (To Brennan) Not bad. You're nailing it.
Brennan: Thanks, Randy. That means a lot.
Randy: Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I wanna deliver one of these (Holds up fist) right into your suckhole.
Brennan: Is there anything I can do?
Randy: No, not really. It's your face. Again, you're doing great, man, The Catalina…

I got retroactive recognition when I rewatched Drive. "Hey, he's the guy who instigates the plot!"

The discipline they'll have to master is not having an instant orgasm every time Oscar Isaac walks into the room.

See also: Jonathan Caouette's brilliant 2003 documentary Tarnation, which was composed entirely of home movies/photos/various other detritus, cost $218 (before a studio picked it up and polished it) and was edited on free iMovie software.

David Lynch endorsed Bernie on Twitter today. Let's talk about that instead.

Could not be more excited for this. Is there a director alive and still working with a more consistently good-to-great, chameleonic filmography than Linklater? Can you name any Linklater movies you hate, or even dislike? I think Fast Food Nation and The Newton Boys are the only two for me, and they're more meh than…

I didn't much like Deadpool - it felt like it was trying way too hard and overcompensating for being the same origin story we've seen a hundred times - and yet I'm really happy that it's doing so well. This feels strange.

Offhand, Kingdom of Heaven and Alien 3 are the only two times I can think of where a substantially longer director's cut was a substantial improvement on the theatrical version. Will this buck the trend? Probably not.

"I do not respond well to insults or threats," he said while making a decision that was directly caused by insults and threats.