DO FOGGY MOUNTAIN!

If this is your idea of a joke, then you belong in a Woody Allen film because I’m not laughing.

I remember when he died, Ebert, who was not a fan (he gave The Devils zero stars) tweeted something like "Huh. How about that."

I'm crossing my fingers that this is a rebound season - Season 7 was pretty crappy, in the challenges and the top three, and most of the queens were forgettable (KATYA WAS ROBBED), and Ru's weird eliminations were weird (TRIXIE).

NBC used to have a reality show called Average Joe, where there was a hot bachelorette who thought she was going to be on The Bachelor, and then the guys step out of the limo and are normal, geeky guys. The idea being that IT'S WHAT INSIDE THAT COUNTS and all that bullshit. Halfway through every season, they would…

It probably would have gotten good reviews if it came out in April, sure, but would it have still gotten an Oscar push and the same level of acclaim, or would it have been remembered as many people ended up remembering it, a solid three-star movie but nothing particularly memorable or groundbreaking? And whether it…

I think part of it is what PowerThirteen was discussing above; the marketplace doesn't see a lot of black biopics, or black films in general, whereas we get ten white biopics a year.

Man, you're not kidding about Stephen Hopkins. Check out this list of Saturday-afternoon-on-TBS fare: Predator 2, Judgment Night, Blown Away, Lost In Space, The Ghost and the Darkness, The Reaping, Nightmare on Elm Street 5.

As George Carlin once said, "If you should have any cognitive dissonance about the fact that I do commercials for 10-10-220 and still attack advertising up here… well, you're just going to have to figure that shit out on your own, okay?"

Remember, the Fast/Furious franchise didn't become the juggernaut it is today until the fifth entry.

Yeah, I watched the first three and while I wouldn't defend them for a single second, they weren't a chore to sit through. Well, that's not entirely true - about halfway through the third, I thought, "you know, I think I'm done with this franchise," but that was more just the end of my caring about them, rather than…

Juliette Lewis posted on Twitter a lot during the shoot and the couple of weeks leading up to its release about how much fun she had. Then suddenly, silence.

One odd thing in the cartoon that seems to have been eliminated in this version is that cartoon Rio doesn't know that Jem is Jerrica Benton, but is dating both of them, and at no point does anyone else acknowledge that he, to his knowledge, is openly dating two different people, or bother to tell him that they're the…

Funny enough, The Green Inferno, even though it sucks, kinda does this - the most sympathetic character is killed first/most horrifically, and the only two survivors are the Final Girl and the douchebag.

Didn't that crappy Lance Bass movie On The Line involve two people making a romantic connection on the Red Line? Only someone who's never been on the Red Line could buy that concept.

Mykelti Williamson was also in the final season of 24 and the fourth Final Destination, and has a starring role in an upcoming Criminal Minds spinoff. He's a champion of joining franchises long after the initial creative inspiration has been exhausted.

The idea of adult coloring books is better than the reality of it.

Garbage also just announced on Facebook that their new album is done. The dream of the 90's is alive.

The best TV-based California gay wedding was in the Six Feet Under finale, which was also unintentionally prescient, as I believe Alan Ball said they got married sometime in the early 2010's. That's also the exact moment I started sobbing.

MILDLY INTERESTING RELATED FUN FACT: Vitamin C is now the VP of music at Nickelodeon.