I really like the alpha test, the time flew really quicky so I was having a lot of fun, to be a pre-alpha it seems solid so far, hopefully the will have a better use of the titans in the future.

this typo might be the only opportunity to see this phrase on the internet ever.

So I guess this is what they mean when they say Iowa finished a “strong” 8-5.

Thanks! Now if it’s not too gauche—please let me out of the grays! I’ll toss in a cancellation of my PayPal account too!

this is stupid.

Don’t worry, it’s not being sold in America.

And here I thought that only the rowing teams spent their time flipping shit in Brazil.

“The 2024 Gotham City games ended on a bit of a letdown”

It’s still stupid.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

This is why left handers should always sit at the end of the table.

Dressage: There’s no way I’d be able to dance on all fours with Countess Becky from UpperDerbyShireWich whacking me with a switch. I’d turn on her and be put down before the NBC tape delay cut to another Mary Cirillo badmitten rant.

Water polo. If my four-year old jumps on me in the deep end, we’re both going to drown. I can’t imagine doing that for an extended period of time while another adult jumps on me trying to gain position. I’d use my cap as a white flag within ten seconds.

Hey everbody, it’s bodysuit GM!

Papelbon’s gonna be in so much trouble when Trump’s “Speak English” program kicks in.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Listen, Horse People, my dog does dressage every time I bring his food bowl to him, and he’s a spectacularly stupid animal. It’s not that hard.

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

The Sporting News just published a pretty righteous take-down of this “forgettable SportsCenter anchor,” too. The whole thing is worth a read, IMHO, but this is the best part: