“To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all.”

So basically you can gossip any kind of shit about anyone, but preferably about men who don’t currently make you wet like Tom Diddleston.

“ To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all”

Part of his game was not — really, was not — getting from one position on the floor to another by dribbling. He could bounce the ball up and down, but if he was pinned in a corner, could he get out? Could he go around somebody who came for a double team? No. His game was six feet and in, using his butt to create some…

You know what fucking sucks? Spending 12 hours straight in a 120 degree kitchen and then getting on your knees and eating out your girlfriend for 45 minutes only to be told to piss off and it’s not gonna happen. Sorry if that doesn’t arouse me and won’t get your delicate little flower off. It takes more than one…

Top-10 in height. And sandwiches.

Top 10 what all-time? Players? No, he isn’t. He really, really, really, really isn’t. He’s not even in the top three at his own position. Maybe fifth-best center, but even then, it’s largely a by-product of him just being much bigger than everyone else. He’s not even close to a top 10 player in terms of talent.

No. KD sees a teammate who is working hard to contribute, even if it’s not with superstar numbers and he’s tired of watching Shaq’s retired fat ass getting off on constantly needling him like a fucking schoolyard bully.

Damn, “ass powder” had me spitting beer out my mouth

It’s not a bad summation of his game, though. Zero range, never got as many rebounds as he should, and his poor foul shooting generated its own defensive strategy that worked whether your team was behind or ahead.

Shaq’s a bully and a chump. He should stick to what he does best — making shitty commercials for cut-rate car insurance and ass powder.

Well we got to see him lose a bench press contest to Barkley in humiliating fashion.

Shaq’s entire contribution to Inside the NBA is a low-rent knock-off of a Bob Sagat clip show. Still haven’t figured out what he brings to the table other mumbling and largeness.

Sandoval has been using this season as his demo reel.

I don’t know why I keep watching this show. I don’t like a single person on the show. And Ariana annoys the fuck out of me. The whole cool-girl shtick is soooo played out. We get it, Ariana.

1) He made a joke about his work with NBC. NBC didn’t respond in any way.
2) Despite NBC not responding, he then claimed that if NBC SHOULD ever respond negatively to the joke in his special - which they never did - , he would sue them for racial bias claiming “NBC hates Black people” (his words, not mine.)
3) Now NBC…

is it just me or did anyone else recognize the irony in a talent show being hosted by someone with ZERO talent?

Howard STERNE? Girl...once is a mistake, three times and I’m concerned that you’re having a stroke. Aimee, I’m worried.

Yeah, it was a bit much. She should have cut the opening vid in half or opened with everyone already in position. And her mom bragging on about her kids in the introduction. I get it, you’re really proud of your babies...except I’m not here to see you, Mama Knowles.

I love Beyoncé. I love Lemonade and her albums. I’ve been to concerts of hers. I know all the words.