My ex was a sexual abuse survivor and subsequent sexual addict (or compulsive if you prefer) and while I wouldn’t call myself a toxic person in any sense, our relationship was incredibly toxic, and I always related a lot to Khloe when I read about what they went through. I doubt she’s a bad person, but she is…

Speaking as an alcoholic, relationships with people who are addicted or alcoholic are usually toxic, for all parties. IMO, it doesn’t necessarily mean Khloe herself is toxic.

You know what I’m really sick of? Everyone whining endlessly about Kardashian coverage. Srsly, like EVERY SINGLE KARDASHIAN POST HAS A COMMENT LIKE THIS.

Your click to post this comment probably just reinforced the coverage they’ll keep getting. Honestly that’s probably why they keep getting covered, because everyone…

KD tweets were pretty damn entertaining before he went full #brand bland.

Oh, seconded, thrived, and fourthed! Used to work as a trainer, and spent a lot of time in locker rooms, and I can promise you that Lucky is exactly right. Most people at the gym either a) just respect you because you are there, or b) are so narcissistic about their own bodies that they hardly notice other people’s…

But you also shouldn’t have taken the photo in the first place.

Not sorry for what I did. Sorry I got caught.

“Mathers said she meant to send the photo to a friend and had no intentions of “breaking the law” by posting it publicly.”

I fully expect my kids to google creepy shit occassionally bc I do that a lot. I plan on not checking their stuff too often.

Does Lionel use the Find My iPhone app? I suppose it’d be easier to call or text his daughter and just ask her where she is, but then it occurred to me that if he prefers to use the app that probably means he wouldn’t necessarily trust her answer if he called her... Eek.

My parents aren’t even divorced and that’d be good to know.

I just searched mine on Twitter Audit. Turns out I don’t have a Twitter account, thank Jesus.

TwitterAudit Says 67 Million of Katy Perry’s Followers Are Fake

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Well I Found The Problem: They Don’t Capitalise Every Letter On The Restaurant Menu
Clearly There Was No Way To Read This

I’m not sure if that’d be harmful, just useless. The real question is were you putting mouthwash in your eyes?

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?