What makes no sense is that they would be agreeable to getting off the plane but not agreeable to going back to their assigned seats. Especially when getting off the plane would require them dealing with collecting their already stored luggage from the plane, arranging overnight accommodations, and then trusting that…

It’s almost like a major corporation that has been in business nearly ninety years should have a fucking handle on their logistics and personnel.

I was about to flame OP with righteous fury, but I think you’ve got things covered here. Well done.

Yeah, threaten consumers for your incompetence. That really worked well for United last week.

As someone working airline logistics, you should do your fucking job so these situations get avoided in the first place.

As a paying customer of an airline, it is not my responsibility to make sure the airline has their bases covered. Give me a break.

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

I don’t blame the mom, tori is over 40 and doesn’t know how to think her way through and out of dilemmas. She has to learn.

Seattle’s tax march was... kinda weird. The speakers at the rally went on for way longer than planned and the last group of folks basically told off the whole crowd (all couple thousand of us) for wearing pussy hats (some of us were). Anyway, here’s the sign I made for my mom:

I was on the other side. My divorce took nearly three years because we didn’t even start it in earnest until I was 1 year sober. I will always be grateful to my ex-husband for taking care of everything and everyone when I couldn’t. We have been successfully co-parenting for nearly 4 years now. I don’t think we have…

Haha... She was definitely in love. I never loved or felt loved like I did with my ex-husband, and I’ve never been so profoundly hurt by anyone in my life. But I guess that is the risk... the higher you get, the harder the fall. To be honest I’m not interested in that kind of passion or intensity anymore. It’s too…

Don’t worry, I have a gif for that too:

You guys have sunk way, way down to our level.

Lol, I tried starring your comment and it kinja teleported me to a picture of Ned Stark somberly holding an oversized sword. 

Jersey Shore was good, because they really were like that IRL and they were funny but this is on another level.

“while we were all learning to ride bikes, she was learning to suck cock”

hot taek: i dig kylie. yeah she’s probably a vain idiot with terrible taste in men but i like her style and think she’s beautiful and MAY I REMIND YOU ALL that plastic surgery is totally a choice that a woman can make.

Is that like Jersey Shore, but with cool accents instead of obnoxious ones?

Charlotte sounds fun and maybe Holly.

Uh maybe don’t use a British spin-off of an American show as the example.