I know! I hate it when everyone is watching intently as I complete an Excel spreadsheet. I feel so vulnerable!!

“At least Sofia’s like, ‘We’re going to get this done quick, I’m just gonna shoot it here, we’ll do three takes, be done,’” whereas male directors want to “shoot it from every angle.”

The real problem is when you go so so far that your cross the clear line. And you’ll never know it.

People are saying that Steve Bannon looks like those movies where the vampire gets exposed to the light. Or maybe he has really bad skin cancer and he’s the one cancer victim we’re all allowed to skip sympathy for.

Very poor taste. But since this is the internet, it’s already happened. ;)

The cops are there to inhibit you, Ms. Jenner. Look past the dreamy brown eyes & notice that gun on his hip. That gun’s for people who become too ... unbounded. Love the soft uniform (term of art for cops in baseball caps, and probably the best way to actually handle a crowd, but not how cops do.) This is a mildly…

Oh, I get that. I hate talking on the phone and really hate talking on the phone to my mom at work. Usually because she doesn’t fully understand that I can’t just sit on the line for hours while she tells me about that one girl I went to high school with - what’s her name? Claire? Josie? - any way, she saw her at the…

My wife and her family are native Spanish speakers, though when I’m around they speak mostly English. But sometimes when I’m over for dinner (especially if they have other Spanish-speaking guests over) they’ll slip into extended discussions in Spanish, but my wife or my mother-in-law generally translate for me…

Ha! Lovely story - I am going to turn it into a romcom in my head, if you don’t mind, and I’ve initially paired you up with the handsomest, most successful of the brothers. But, plot twist, turns out he’s a bit of a douche, and you deserve so much more. In rides the ever so slightly less attractive (but still very…

There are definitely situations when it can be rude. I’m in the Army, and we have a lot of native Spanish speakers. 95% of the time I don’t give a fuck if we’re sitting around doing nothing and people are bullshitting in Spanish. But when I start hearing my name, names of coworkers, and we’re still in the workplace?…

One of my college roommates once grabbed me aside and said, “I know people can feel weird when others speak other languages in front of them - but don’t worry, I promise I’m not talking about you when I call my mom and suddenly switch into Russian. I AM, however, probably talking about Roommate X.”

My coworker talks on her phone at her desk in Arabic all the time and I’m 10000% sure she’s bitching about me to her mom.

“She should be Muslim”

I have a pet theory that ad men are literally incapable of seeing anything except the possibility of a campaign. Nothing exists for them that’s not fodder for their fucking shilling, not love, not children, not history, not art, nothing.

*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*

There’s a lot we can do in 20 years before we become humorous to the next generation. I was reminded of this yesterday came across a radical feminist text from the 70s from a group called Cell 16. I’m sure they had problematic elements, but stuff that they were campaigning for - recognizing the unpaid labour of…

It baffles me that someone, MULTIPLE PEOPLE, get paid for these brilliant ideas. Not once in the process does any objection stop these ideas from moving forward into a full production.

This show was basically "sex in the city for dudes", so who cares. also, Adrian Grenier is one good looking motherfucker.