"This is encouraging news."

"Our plan is to build a giant tee pee..."

Learn a few words or phrases in Arabic and pretend you don't speak English if you're in Europe. That seemed to work for me when I would be approached by solicitors.

Alcohol can potentially release the worst parts of, well, anyone. My point is that it's fair to ask women to drink less if you are also asking the men to drink less. Otherwise, a larger part of the problem still hasn't been addressed.

I'm not trying to say that drinking should be eliminated altogether (not that I think you are either), just that the way we utilize alcohol in social situations should be reevaluated, take the "forbidden fruit" mindset away from alcohol as much as possible, better enforcement at universities, etc.

My point is that there are many mitigating factors we can apply to reducing instances of rape.

I think it's fine to suggest that everyone should probably drink less, in order to guard against dangerous situations as this will also possibly prevent the instigators of these same situations from doing it in the first place.

"I have so many jokes to use if I sign with the Packers."

What's a fundraiser fro?

Dammit, we just got the shiny new toy back! This is why we can't have nice things!

"Challenge accepted."

"Possessing an almost otherworldly thirst for human blood"

No doubt. I just have more experience with crazed Packer fans than others.

Good luck selling this point of view in Green Bay. Not that I disagree with you, but fans can be crazy relentless about supporting their team come hell or high water.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

I really hope they go over there and protest. What an epic display of cacophony that would be.

Agreed. Giving kids actual, pertinent information instead of using outdated scare tactics and ideologies would seem to have gone a long way.

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