I think it's fine to suggest that everyone should probably drink less, in order to guard against dangerous situations as this will also possibly prevent the instigators of these same situations from doing it in the first place.

"I have so many jokes to use if I sign with the Packers."

What's a fundraiser fro?

Dammit, we just got the shiny new toy back! This is why we can't have nice things!

"Challenge accepted."

"Possessing an almost otherworldly thirst for human blood"

No doubt. I just have more experience with crazed Packer fans than others.

Good luck selling this point of view in Green Bay. Not that I disagree with you, but fans can be crazy relentless about supporting their team come hell or high water.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

I really hope they go over there and protest. What an epic display of cacophony that would be.

Agreed. Giving kids actual, pertinent information instead of using outdated scare tactics and ideologies would seem to have gone a long way.

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THIS IS KILLING ME

When we were deciding on a name for this pasta dish, it never occurred to us that the word Nazi would stir up such controversy,

Fire that idiot immediately.

Not necessarily. If you flatten it before rolling it tight you shouldn't have wrinkles.

Very punchable face right there.

Anyone who buys a ticket to this world cup is probably morally bankrupt.

Hey, gifs kill, maaaan.