Potato people arrest red mascot skin potato joke joke already.

Oh I agree, and I'm math-phobic. I'm just trying to posit why the article decided to use items like bread as a stand in for numbers.

Yes, and in Europe the same would go for the Euro. When I was there I'd mentally add 30% to everything I bought. I'm going to assume that by equating the currency difference in physical goods as opposed to math is a way for the math-phobic to keep track of their expenses.

Gah!

I'm sure no one will attempt to drink directly from the tap.

"Enh, I prefer a blend."

Combine savings, separate checking, secret Swiss bank account for my clandestine activities.

He has a Jake O'Brien: Future UFC Champion tattoo on his ankle.

Easy there, killer. You sound like your parents just told you to eat some broccoli.

Insightful. When will Deadspin hire you to express more of this analysis in article form?

Not me but happened to a friend right next to me at a bar. A guy comes up and sits next to my buddy starts talking to him. I'm sitting on the opposite side and can overhear everything:

Honestly, I could do that and people would still fuck my name up. I'll sit there, upon introduction, and say my name. The person I'm meeting will cock their head like a dog, say what they think my name is with an upward inflection at the end. Then it usually takes 2 more tries until they get it. If this app could…

that Brazilian fighter Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira confused a bus for a horse and tried to feed it a carrot,

I'll give it a shot seeing as my memory sucks lately. Thanks, Mike.

Nice to to know that with all the reports of rape in India their Twitter mobs have prioritized their anger.

What does Ben Stein smoke?