"Look, I got no problem with the blacks ..."

"So where was this edge and how much are the postcards there?"

"Seriously, why is this motherfucker still carrying me around in his pocket?"

And it's got a butt (__x__)

Get one of these. There's no reason for a video monitor unless you surround your baby's crib with a shark-filled moat.

It's nice to see that the Silence of the Lambs dance has a practical application in sports arenas.

Try "Focusing Inwardly Never Giving Early Regrets."

In that case they'll need Meditation On Principles or Neo Emerging Wisdom Psychological Attributes Nearing Total Sincerity.

And don't forget FART (Filter All Regressing Thoughts).

Kind of looks like a boxing-era Mickey Rourke without all the self-awareness.

"Do you have a photo with Ronald McDonald? Tweet us and tag it in #myRonaldMcDonald. It may be featured on our Facebook."

You missed it. I'm talking about his complete playing data including penalty situations. That's part of the game. If you don't include that then you do not have complete data. And I'm talking about complete data. Get it, or do I need to get out the chalkboard for you?

I'm familiar with modern analysis and I'm laughing that you 're hauling it out as evidence of Crosby doing well when itclearly isn't. Keep going though, this is entertaining.

It's the entire population of data if you completely discount penalties.

Call me when you and Dan Byslma wake up from your cruise in Egypt.

Because he still doesn't perform consistently well and the shit he takes is only part of the reason for that.

You took a small sample and tried to use it as an indication of Crosby's performance. The only thing that counts is points and while puck possession can be a determining factor in point production it certainly hasn't translated into success for the Penguins.